"Steffany you are the 3rd Wheel to your mom and I. Dont expect to be able to get in on the movie night rotation though. Only your mom and I get to pick movies."

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"Im grilling steak and lobster for dinner"

perk

"Im sorry you had a bad day. Here is a bottle of wine for the bathtub"

perk

"The water bill has gone up $30 a month. Its because you take baths for hours at a time. Thats ridiculous. I dont get how you can take a bath that long. Im charging you for that." .... sorry I am a mermaid.

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